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[barrington]

The Barenaked Ladies have released their new album, Everything to Everyone, available in a special limited edition with a DVD featuring, among other things, an additional 11 acoustic songs. Is this the best week of my life or something? I mean...man, it's been a good week.

If your week hasn't been as good as mine, post your problems below and I'll fix them, because this week I am the King of Spain, Good Times and Rock And Roll.

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[kowari.livejournal.com]

Well, I have a few issues
1) Why is Shannon still on Australian Idol and can you get rid of him for me? (This is to Ben, King of Rock and Roll)

2) Can you translate my Indiana Jones DVD when I accidentally put it on Spanish or Catala? (This is clearly to Ben, King of Spain)

3) Can you fix my knee for me please? (This is to Ben, King of Good Times... I need my knee so I can do fun things like bike riding and Morris Dancing)

The King Grants an Audience

[barrington.livejournal.com]

1) Because the Australian public largely want bland and safe idols. I would remove him, but I think you will find yourself more rock by following the subsequent career of the good Idol contestants and supporting any gigs or albums they produce. The King recommends excellent rock chick Kelly Cavuoto (http://au.australianidol.yahoo.com/contestants//kelly_cavuoto/).

2) Yes, but only into French.

3) Sadly, my portfolio seems not to include medicine. However, I can readily be crash-tackled (just like in old times) to make you feel better about the whole situation.