The sugar-plums are rancid and the stockings are in flames

I make no promises that the "12 Days of Christmas" malarkey below the cut makes any sense, though it certainly does use all the nerdiest things in my interests list. Kind of amusing that, for the refrain in the middle, it chose "Five Ben Folds"...

To all of those I won't see before I fly away to the Gold Coast (yes, I know, I know) for Christmas, have a lovely time. Rock your casbahs and I'll see you in the new year. ( Click here for stupidity. )