I am not what I once was.

My new name is Ben McKenzie Who Has Seen Shaun of the Dead.

The Internet is wonderful because it is full of so many things that don't work. For example, OneLook now has a reverse dictionary feature that allows you to search for words based on their meaning. I put in "exceptionally intelligent" and the number one result?

Annie Lennox.

Followed by lusty.

Leave out the Annie Lennox and you have a reasonable description of me at the moment. Leave in the Annie Lennox, and you have a hell of a night out.

That book page meme again, thanks to kateorman

Grab the nearest book.
Open the book to page 23.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post the text of the sentence in your journal...

'All right,' said Glob, but he didn't move from the carpet sweeper he was sitting on.

...along with these instructions.